It must be a conspiracy

I'm telling you, Reg, the days are getting shorter and somebody needs to look into it!

For real, someone once tried to tell me that "the government" tilted the earth or was making it spin faster making the days shorter. I tried to join in on the joke until I realized the person wasn't kidding. Some of what we experience just "is". On the other hand.....

I don't think those polar ice caps melt themselves or that the ozone spontaneously thinned and tore. I don't think the rivers, lakes and sea sullied themselves with chemicals and what the frack?

OK enough politics!